You Drinking? Coaster

"The Officer Said, “You Drinking?” I Said “You Buying?” We Just Laughed And Laughed. I Need Bail Money."

Get the party started (and the laughs rolling) with our best-selling funny drink coaster. Printed in the USA on lightweight yet ultra-durable resin, this coaster is designed to handle cocktails, wine, coffee, and even your most unfiltered friends.

Each coaster features rounded corners and a premium cork backing to keep drinks from slipping while protecting your table, bar, or countertop from moisture and scratches.

Whether you're hosting friends or sipping solo with your dog, this coaster delivers humor with every pour. Cheers to bad decisions and good company!

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Includes 1 coaster
• Size: 4" x 4"
• Material: Durable resin with cork backing
• Non-slip cork back protects surfaces
• Rounded corners
• Printed in the USA

PERFECT FOR

• Funny housewarming gifts
• Bar cart accessories
• Hostess gifts
• Girls' night and cocktail parties
• Everyday drink protection with personality

Perfect for your home bar, kitchen table, coffee table, or bar cart, this coaster also makes a hilarious small gift for friends, hostesses, birthdays, girls' nights, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their drink.

Shipping made simple! All orders head out via UPS or USPS with a $10 flat rate and a tracking number straight to your inbox so you can follow along. We process orders Monday–Friday (weekend orders start Monday!) and you can expect your package in about 5–7 business days—holidays not included.

Didn’t love your SR purchase? No worries—we’ve got you! Send it back within 14 days for a store credit, or exchange only and we’ll help you find something you do love. (P.S. Items must be unworn and have tags attached!)

Please ship all returns to:

Southern Roots Returns Department
505 North Goliad
Rockwall, TX 75087